New Zealand is Terrible

New Zealand is terrible. Do NOT come here. The fish are few and far between and ultra spooky and that's assuming you can even spot them. Blind fishing is for amateurs. The wind blows all the time and almost always in your face. It's usually raining. It may even snow or freeze. Your gear will be tested and will most likely be found wanting. The hikes are long and arduous. Sandflies wait to drain your blood the second you leave the sanctity of your vehicle and you will be left scratching the growing collection of red bites for the duration of your trip. Sandfly flavoured coffee and noodles are a given. Don't believe the hype. Stay away!

It's been so "difficult" over the past month and a half I've had no motivation to write. My 'followers' (all 3 of you) must be in a state of despair and worry. I apologise. Blame New Zealand.

I've done solo camping trips and trips with friends old and new. Along the way I've had some truly wonderful and memorable terrible and disappointing backcountry experiences. David, Nick and Jack - thank you for your excellent company and kind hospitality.

Here's a selection of photos from my New Zealand season to date.

David scouting for fish




David and fish

I caught this trout on a dry fly next to our camp on a chilly morning, just after first light! Go Seahawks!

Nick and me with a double hook up

Jack with the finest looking trout I have ever seen

New Zealand has been kind to me this season. It's definitely easier second time around. Here's a few grip and grin shots with yours truly (most done with a self timer unless specified).




(Jack Kos image)


(Jack Kos image)

New Zealand is so terrible I'm already thinking about returning next season.

Post edit - November 2022

I never did make it back and I doubt that I'll have an opportunity to visit NZ any time soon. Blame mortgages and kids! Other than this post, I neglected to write about these trips whilst I was on the road. I put that right last month with the last of an eight part series (seven years later!). I'm glad that I've recorded some words for posterity before the photos were lost and my memories became too sketchy. The link below is to the first instalment.

Comments

  1. AAh, I pity you and your small trout. Not jealous at all.Make the most of it, it is minging in the Uk. Tight lines

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  2. Justin
    Big fish, fast and clear water, beautiful scenery, what more could a fly fisherman ask for----thanks for sharing

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    1. Shhhh... the best place on Earth to catch brown trout Bill!

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  3. Yup. Looks awful. If you need someone to come over there and extract you, just say the word.

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    1. You'd hate it here Andrew! Thanks for leaving a comment.

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  4. wicked pics, gorgeous trout.

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